Satire | Rihanna, No More Indian Shaadis For You. Stop Meddling!

Satire | Rihanna, No More Indian Shaadis For You. Stop Meddling!

“RiRi, may we recommend a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors ever produced in India returning to Nehru?”

(Disclaimer: this might be a work of satire.)

Rihanna did the unthinkable. She had the temerity to provoke

‘shine like a diamond’ ‘bharatiya ratna’, winner of three nationwide honors, Bollywood Queen — Kangana Ranaut. How dare the singer tweet her help for farmers’ protests!

RiRi had been designed to be sorry straight away. Ms Ranaut shut her down just like the online in Delhi NCR through the clashes that are police-farmer. Yet not before offering Rihanna an accident program on democracy by trivialising rights that are human and dismissing dissenting voices as ‘Chinese agents’.

Just Ms Ranaut has endowed on by by herself the honour of sitting on a horse that is high dismissing the agitating farmers as ‘terrorists’, dying to divide Asia like pizza pieces.

She extends to regulate how these are generally designed to experience regulations giving more agency to corporates than farmers. Most likely, agitating voices are only ‘wild thoughts!’

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But Rihanna must not for a moment think she’s free to tweet about Asia from her high horse.

Because the woman continues to be in the dark about do’s and here do n’ts’s a listing she should stay away from:

  • The protestors whom passed away on Delhi boundaries.
  • The town Asia has built 4.5kms inside Indian territory.
  • A comedian, Munawar Faruqui, that is languishing in prison for bull crap he never cracked.
  • Pinjra Tod activist, Natasha Narwal, who can continue steadily to stay in prison for public violence she did not incite.
  • And thus a great many other individual liberties activists and social employees.

Here’s exactly exactly what Rihanna should tweet about. Exactly why are Indians rushing down to Maldives rather than Barbados for Instagrammable holiday pictures? Why did Jahangir provide East India the permit to trade in Asia? Melody itnee chocolatey kyon baani?

Yet this ‘not a Padma Shri awardee’ decided to shed tears that are crocodile terrorists parked at Singhu border like obsolete sarkari Ambassador vehicles and waiting around for Asia to colonise us.

Dekho Rihanna, it really is apparent that too much quarantining has fogged up the human brain.

May we recommend ‘work work work’ or perhaps a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors manufactured in India’s geography and history to Nehru?

Or we’re able to prompt you to stay for Kamdhenu Gau-vigyan Prachar Prasar Pareeksha to check out professional essay writer silver into the milk our desi cows squirt, while whispering nothings that are sweet their ear.

It really is pretty obvious you might be woefully unaware which our federal federal government may be the thing that is best to own occurred to Bharat since Lord Rama.

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Dear RiRi, What Have You Done? Now Also Mia Khalifa’s Standing With Your Farmers!

Rihanna, you have got currently done us damage that is much gotten the entire world to speak about one thing aside from Trump and Biden. Sidetracked Greta Thunberg from melting caps that are polar shrinking woodlands and seeking angrily at globe leaders.

Now bad Kangana will likely to be compelled to provide a thumbs down seriously to Thunberg. Ask her to operate on her behalf anger administration issue. Watch good old movie that is fashioned ‘Shakalaka Boom Boom’ with a pal and chill.

Dear RiRi, your time and efforts to destabilise Asia from your own mansion in London will force us to snatch your ‘umbrella ella ella, eh eh’ away away from you. No longer dancing at Indian weddings for your needs. Particularly the big ones that are fat Asia. You have ‘hit your toe with your own personal hammer’.

You, we humbly advise you to please take back your meddling foreign hand and let us criminalise protests, beat up university students, incarcerate stand-up comics and upright journalists, in peace while we continue our efforts to discredit.

You’re getting in

means of letting lapdogs grow.

Hai Ram, look everything you’ve done! Now it is Mia Khalifa standing with this farmers!

Sit back, you trick. Kangana will be at Mia’s doorstep to phone her a ‘chudail’. With no card that is aadhaar you, Mia.

(an instructor not too sometime ago, Purba Ray took to writing for a whim after making her work. She’s got an impression on almost every thing, reality or fiction, beginnings or ends, light or heavy, long or short. She tweets at @Purba_Ray. That is a individual web log and the views expressed would be the author’s own. The Quint neither endorses nor is in charge of them.)

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